This Planet is Still Gangsta Fry

I don't care what they say about earth from planet Il Fascista or in our neighbouring Galactic Super-clusters, this planet is still Gangsta Fry.

I hella just Uploaded The Hits

I hella just uploaded some of my classic recordings, which I created myself at previous home studio in Chico in 2005. They represent a classic internationalistical example of sounds that a human is not only capable of creating but capable of improvising.

They are now available for FREE download while supplies last at my personal website, www.devlindewittdonnelly.com/music. So if you love punk rock steer clear of my new recordings, as they have been known not only to destroy punk rock but actually to challenge the human audiaul cortex to a non-dual frequency spectrum analysis squadron.

Enjoy these hilarious offerings!

The Moon: Still Illin'

For all you disbelievers out there, I just wanted to show you this picture to finally prove that people really did land on the moon. Clearly this image shows no signs of having been fabricated or tampered with in any way. Look and you can see for yourself:

The Real Truth about My Blog

The real truth about this blog is that I am not the only one who has it.

You all already have it. It's one the Internet for knots sake!

What you may not know, is that if you are an intelligent computer haX0r, you might even be able to compromise the elaborate security system at blogger, and inadvertently destroy the reputability of my otherwise flawless blogging reputation as an esteemed, albeit fraudulent computer security enthusiast.

Good luck, and/or I'll see you in the brig.

This Year I'm Going Crazy for my Tow-Low

This new year is upon, and I do not even need to get crunky with all you skee-skee-skwalls.

As a matter of fractal, I am still working on my ingenious plot to destroy punk rock and walk in to a new age quantum inversion steam powered tow-low.

And once I do, I am sure to grace the walls of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with my new Irish-Gaelic Steam Powered Rock and Roll conversion kit, now digitally remastered, and available in plastic as well as quantum information systems.

In other words, I press play on a new year at thee, live on planet earth!

Someone Stole my Name!

So it turns out some hip graphic artist actually stole my name and used it to register his new domain name, devlindonnelly.com.

He seems pretty cool. Fortunately, I also happen to have the stylish middle name Dewitt, giving me the full Irish-Gaelic name Devlin Dewitt Donnelly and the domain name www.devlindewittdonnelly.com. I believe that my full name still distinguishes me from every other person on planet Earth. So there is no one else named Devlin Dewitt Donnelly in the whole human universe.

But I guess that doesn't mean that you couldn't still name your son or even daughter after me, making them the second known person to be named Devlin Dewitt Donnelly.

But if you do, and they want to build a new website, they will need to get a different domain name, perhaps devlindewittdonnelly.me, which is still available.

Good luck keeping track of who is who in these modern times. I mean if people are competing for these ancient Irish-Gaelic names, surnames, and domain names just think of what the new children in China must be up against! And they don't even let you use Chinese characters for domain names.

So basically, if you want to give your child a new Chinese name and a website, we will have to overthrow the hegemony of ICANN and permit registering domains with other alphabets beside the Arabic one which you are reading now.

Ho, hum. But rest assured, there is only one Devlin Dewitt Donnelly!

Destroy Punk Rock

Punk Rock, as we once knew it is now, in a sense, undead.

And we only have myself to blame:


"Destroy Punk Rock" by Devlin Dewitt Donnelly